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Našli crnca usred pustinje mrtvog 14 puta propucanog pištoljem. Na to će šerif:
- "Ovo je najgori slučaj samoubistva koji sam ikad vidio."

Sex in the Dark

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
She figures she would break him of this crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:

"I'll explain the toy . . You explain the kids."

Incestoidna pesma:
Rodi mi majko cerku i sina..



Ne jebem zivu silu!
U potpisu:
Nekrofil.

Dolazi čovjek kod doktora sa nožem u grudima u 18:05.
-Doktore,došao sam...
-Žao mi je ali radim samo do 18:00.
-Ali doktore, imam nož u grudima, morate hitno da me pregledate!
-Žao mi je, ne radim više, dođite sutra.
-Ali doktore, ovo je hitno, imam nož...
(Doktor izvuče nož iz grudi i zabode mu u oko)
-Idi kod očnog, on radi do sedam!

Ode ciga kod doktora, ovaj mu postavi dijagnozu i poshalje ga kuci.

Posle dva dana, Ciga zaboravi o chemu se radi i vrati se da proveri:

-Doktore, koju ja ono beshe ribu imam?

Doktor:

-Nemash ribu, imash rak(a)!

Posvađali se Edip i sin mu pa će tata reći?

"Zar i ti SINE, BRATE?"

koa je razlika izmedju pedijatra i pedofila?
NEMA RAZLIKE!
obadvojica vole decu!

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